Chomper: enough is enough.
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD JUST THINK FOR YOURSELF FOR SOMETIMES?
1. Stop eating baby turtle food. You’re not a baby anymore.
1a. When you do eat something other than hatchling food, it’s pineapple. Fresh pinapple is expensive, please figure it out.
2. Stop being mean to Stanley. You don’t run ANYTHING because this is MY room. I rule this world here. You’re being a bully.
3. FIND your food. It’s freakin floating on top of the water. Be a turtle and learn how to feel the water drift. It’s going to all line up on the edge of your tank. Just look for it.
3a. LOOK FOR YOUR FOOD BEFORE YOU ASK FOR MORE.
4. When I come home,I am not obligated to take you out of the tank. That is your home, redecorate to your heart’s content.
5. I payed 5 dollars for a can of snails that you were supose to enjoy. YOU DIDN’T EVEN TRY IT. Stanley ate them all while I was sleeping.
I love you Chomper, but try to do better.
He doesn’t have to take any shit from you.
Reminds me of Nina Beanah.
Saturday Nights.
Will you stay or will you run away?
Rest in peace Whitney, now you can truly rest among the rest of the stars. Heaven is in for a treat now.
It went from a Whitney marathon, to all the heart breaking classics.
Idon’t leave in all this pain, don’t leave me out in the rain. Come back and bring back my smile come and take these tears away. I need your arms to hold me now. The nights are so unkind. Bring back those nights when I held you beside me. and Unbreak my heart. Say you love me again.
Uncry these tears.
every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you. That is how I know you go on. Far cross the distance and spaces between us, you have come to show you go on. Near.
Far.
Where ever you are, I believe that the heart does go on. Once more you’ll open the door and you’re here in my heart and my heart will go on and on.
My heart will go on.
AAAND NOW, judge judy.
people trip.
Why wasn’t this on the permit test?
they break my heart and make my tose tickle…
Michael Buble: My invisable lover.
His voice makes me want to float on sugar cubes and pony bits. However, he’s alittle funny looking. Ohh the tallent our children would have.
Shia Labeouf: The special one.
He is actually the only man I would ever let smoke around me. Although I am deathly affraid of smoker’s voice, if I could just put him in a box and watch him smoke with his facial hair and never let him out, better believe I would.
John Legend: Cheater I’d take back everytime.
You see, I don’t know how one can make cheating seem okay, but he does because he makes up for it. Listen to Again, Number one, Everybody Knows, This time. In that order, and you’ll understand what I’m talking about. I would do drugs with him. (Let’s get lifted.)
Frank Sanatra: Frank Sinfullatra.
Notice how I have young Frankie on here. Old Frankie, although still attractive, is just not okay. But young Frank… any time, any place. I’m GLAD he didn’t go to war, he was too tallented.
I bet it smells like baby plastic.
I hope my kids look like this.
Only with cold black curly hair.
